Funny things that Sal says

-(when referring to my time piece necklace) "WOW. It's like you just stepped out of a story book!"

-(when referring to my motherly instincts) "You are gunna be such a great mom someday like, you should have 9 kids. You're just so motherly!"

-(when referring to my eye-shadow) "You are just so creative. I like how you match you shirt to your eyelids."